Squidge
Squidge
White Noise Theatre present an outrageous, dark comedy about the shortfalls of our education system and finding love in darkness – the debut play of award-winning screenwriter and actress, Tiggy Bayley.
A disillusioned and cynical teaching assistant meets her match in a troubled little Irish Traveller. Squidge follows Daisy as she navigates her new job in a South London state school. When she is assigned a young Irish traveller to help with his reading she finds hope in an unlikely friendship.
★★★★★ The Reviews Hub
★★★★★ EdFest
★★★★ The List
★★★★ Broadway Baby
Beat the queues, pre-order your food and drinks now!
You can order your pre-show dining and interval drinks, snacks, and ice creams for this show to save you time when you visit! Purchase in advance by clicking the link below and they will be waiting for you to collect at your chosen time and location.
Prices
Tickets £18
Concessions £12
The following concessions are available:
- Students & Under 25s
- Job Seekers, Pension Credit & Universal Credit recipients
- Surrey Carers Cardholders
The following discounts are available:
- Members save £2
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Prices include all applicable fees & levies.
Find out more about our concessions & discounts.
Details
Venue: Mill Studio
Running Time: Approximately 1 hour with no interval.
Friday 20 & Sat 21 February 2026
Fri 7.45pm
Sat 2.45pm & 7.45pm
To book accessible tickets and discuss your access requirements, please contact our Box Office.
For more info on Accessibility, click here.
Suitable for ages 12+
Content/trigger warnings: Contains strong language, references to alcohol addiction, death and sex.
Squidge
White Noise Theatre present an outrageous, dark comedy about the shortfalls of our education system and finding love in darkness – the debut play of award-winning screenwriter and actress, Tiggy Bayley.
A disillusioned and cynical teaching assistant meets her match in a troubled little Irish Traveller. Squidge follows Daisy as she navigates her new job in a South London state school. When she is assigned a young Irish traveller to help with his reading she finds hope in an unlikely friendship.
★★★★★ The Reviews Hub
★★★★★ EdFest
★★★★ The List
★★★★ Broadway Baby
Beat the queues, pre-order your food and drinks now!
You can order your pre-show dining and interval drinks, snacks, and ice creams for this show to save you time when you visit! Purchase in advance by clicking the link below and they will be waiting for you to collect at your chosen time and location.
Prices
Tickets £18
Concessions £12
The following concessions are available:
- Students & Under 25s
- Job Seekers, Pension Credit & Universal Credit recipients
- Surrey Carers Cardholders
The following discounts are available:
- Members save £2
See More Save More - Multi-Buy Tickets
Prices include all applicable fees & levies.
Find out more about our concessions & discounts.
Details
Venue: Mill Studio
Running Time: Approximately 1 hour with no interval.
Friday 20 & Sat 21 February 2026
Fri 7.45pm
Sat 2.45pm & 7.45pm
To book accessible tickets and discuss your access requirements, please contact our Box Office.
For more info on Accessibility, click here.
Suitable for ages 12+
Content/trigger warnings: Contains strong language, references to alcohol addiction, death and sex.
